Biggest celeb manhoods – Justin Bieber’s proud dad to Orlando Bloom's naked snap - Daily Star
While many men in Hollywood like to play down the size of their sausages – with Ariana Grande's ex Pete Davidson confessing his is just large enough "to enjoy" – others have a right to boast when it comes to comparing penis sizes.
Some have stripped off completely to confirm just what they're packing down there, while others let their bulges speak for themselves when it comes to posing for underwear ads.
And for the more private celebs out there, it's down to their partners to reveal what happens in the bedroom.
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With stars like Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber snapped naked and unafraid, and Jay-Z suffering a rather embarrassing penis blunder with Beyoncé, Daily Star takes a look at who really is the biggest in Hollywood.
Orlando Bloom
Back in 2016, Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom proved he doesn't have anything to hide when he went paddle-boarding, completely naked, with his fiancée Katy Perry.
Snapped in the buff while travelling across a lake in Sardinia with Katy rocking a bikini beside him, Orlando left the internet in meltdown.
Opening up about the incident on Howard Stern's radio show, Orlando insisted: "It is really not that big. Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It is an optical illusion."
He added: "The publicist called to say, 'That is not the worst of it. First of all there were pictures with a block over it.'
"And you make some jokes like: 'Have you got a black box big enough to cover it?' And then you suddenly realise somebody is going to uncover the black box because they are going to be paid enough.
"It's a triple whammy - photos, black box, then no black box."
Katy, meanwhile, confessed Bloom stripped off because they were "in Europe".
She said: "Well it was Europe. And honestly we had had a pretty chill time for a week and everywhere we looked it was like everybody's naked.
"It's Europe, it's Italy. And I think he wanted to fit in with the locals and it was the end of the trip."
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber broke the internet in 2015 when nude snaps of him relaxing at his Bora Bora hotel were leaked online.
The snaps made his father Jeremy bizarrely proud, as he tweeted after the leak: "@justinbieber what do you feed that thing? #Proud daddy."
He didn't stop there. In one cheeky Instagram post, Jeremy posed alongside the phallic shape of the CN Tower in Toronto and tagged his son in the snap, with a wide grin.
In a since deleted tweet, he posted a cactus emoji with the words "my boy".
According to Your Tango, the star's manhood is "mostly hairless" and "shaved like an Olympic swimmer", along with being "more than a mouthful".
The publication reported: "You might need to clear out some hard drive space to accommodate the […] large file size of those photos."
Bill Hader
According to his ex Rachel Bilson, Saturday Night Live star Bill Hader is packing quite a punch down there.
Rachel was asked what she misses most about Bill after their break-up, and confessed on the Broad Ideas podcast: "His big d**k."
She joked: "We can keep that. And cut, let's move on!"
Ralph Fiennes
Yep, while he might be lacking in the nose department, Voldemort has a big penis.
When actor Ralph Fiennes was starring in Hollywood movie Red Dragon back in 2002, director Brett Ratner was forced to digitally alter his manhood because it was too big to be on screen.
The actor said stripping off for the movie was "no big deal", and confessed of the CGI genitalia: "That's absolutely true. Has he really told you that?"
Brett said his sausage was so big it would be a distraction to viewers.
Jay-Z
When it comes to Beyoncé's hubby Jay-Z, rap groupies have held nothing back in the old days – with one comparing his manhood to a "one-litre Pepsi bottle".
A source told the New York Post: "It could block out the sun."
Vixen author Karrine Steffans, who made her career starring in music videos before turning to writing books, described Jay-Z's peen as "real thick and juicy", adding: "But you can't stand looking at him when he's on top."
David Beckham
When posing up a storm for a H&M underwear ad campaign, Victoria Beckham's hubby David gave fans a glimpse of just what he's packing.
He was accused of having a helping hand in the tackle department when he stripped off for an Emporio Armani ad in 2008, but Spice Girl Victoria had something to say about that.
She was thriller to "see his penis 25ft tall".
Adding: "It's huge. It's enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I'd walk down the streets in my panties too."
She went on: "He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"
Jon Hamm
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Mad Men star Jon Hamm sent the internet into meltdown in 2017 when snaps of his massive bulge emerged.
Wrapped up in a khaki hoodie and cream chinos for a stroll around Los Angeles, Jon's bulge was left front and centre, with one Twitter user giggling: "Going to try to be delicate here. You've heard the rumours Jon Hamm is, um, 'big'? Here he is walking around his LA neighbourhood."
Jon was accused of regularly going commando, but told Howard Stern: "I have worn underwear every single day of my life.
"First of all, who doesn't wear underwear? Yeah, I've worn underwear every day of my life. With a suit? Come on. I love a comfy boxer brief, thank you very much. I like a breathable cotton. Who doesn't?"
But of his huge privates, he told GQ: "By the way, as rumours go – not the worst."
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